The more astute amongst those who know me may have noticed a three month period during which I was not entertaining discourse, attending meals, or occupying my room. No, I was not here. Yes, I have returned. Congratulations; your powers of observation and deductive reasoning have managed to surpass the standards set on this ship. Arguably, however ( Read more... )

All potion tests are canceled until such a time as I am no longer intoxicated further notice or the Barge explodes - whichever comes first.

Also, before any questions arise at the gossip trough that is the breakfast table because we aboard the good ship Misery have a baffling need to both state and question the blindingly obvious: yes, my hair ( Read more... )

I would like your permission to discuss your condition with Martha Jones' inmate. She has some knowledge regarding genetics, and I believe it would be beneficial to my research to have some input from her on the matter.

( Private )

( Private to Sexby, Morgan, Max, Martha and T'Pol - Angelica Sexby added later. )

What...

My God.

[Private to Max]

Miss Guevara- Max Miss Guevara, not one word of it to anyone. Not one word.

[Private to Baby]

Keep away from me.

[Private to 21]

Did you make it back aboard unscathed?

I knew this port was a bad idea.

[OOC: This is assuming Baby/Snape uh...horizontal dueling, as briefly discussed. Will edit if not

I can't help but notice there is no outcry when a warden begins slurring drunkenly in her journal. Spare me the excuses; there is no reason why you can't celebrate New Year's Eve with some hint of propriety ( Read more... )

Must I itemize a thank-you list? Everyone else seems to be doing so. I suppose it's polite.

Dr. Jones,

I am going to make far more use of this firewhiskey than anything else in my room. While many say it's the thought that counts, some people obviously put more thought into their gifts than others. Thank you ( Read more... )

Regarding the gift of one explicit smut story ( Read more... )